*In the voice of Dan LaFontaine (AKA Movie Announcer Guy)* "The order of a world hangs on the brink of destruction. A world of sub-freezing temperatures well lit behind a glass door leading into the abyss beyond. One energy drink, a drink that has stood in defiance to the passage of time in a raging American economy. One energy drink holds its ground in the face of destruction. Destruction from the five most powerful energy drink armies known to man. Five armies so fierce, so large, that they shake the very shelves they stand on. The sole energy drink standard spawned with the beginning of time itself now fights in the eclipse of the Five Armies. The Five Armies of Amp, Monster, Sobe, Rip-It, and Rockstar have all found their way to the battlefield.
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